Why are they still here? Their season ended weeks ago. But there they are, on Dr. Phil (oh, irony) all over the gossip rags, blahs, blahs, blahs… Then there’s delusional Danielle all over my TV screen calling herself the next Robin Leach…aging pasty old dude? Sure, I’ll buy that.
So let’s get this over with…
Turns out, Radar Online is back to reporting old news during a slow week, because the healdine this morning is about Caroline and Teresa hating eachother. Well…um…duh. This is not news, people. Go back and read the blogs. The pass-agg digs began months ago. From what I hear, there was an epic exchange between the two before filming the Today Show a few weeks ago as well. So this looks like the awesomest built in story line ever. Because if Tree goes after Rizzo? Yeah, I’m pretty sure there’s a Glock hidden somewhere…”Say hello to my lil’ friend, Teresa”… Bang.
Also, since you-know-who has Hack Job Rob on speed dial and he’s her press leak, he’s all singing the praises of a second book from the publishers of Skinny Bitch. Girlfriend better watch out, Bethenny is the SKINNY GIRL, and she’ll shank Tree and those other “Skinny” people too. He didn’t say it was a cookbook, but then again, I’m pretty sure it’s not a guide to finances.
Technically she’s not a Housewife anymore, but I can’t find 100 words to say about this to warrant it’s own piece. That and I hate writing about Danielle.
So Danielle’s all psyched for this stupid boutique channel Wealth TV nobody even gets, giving her a hosting gig. Good for her. Beats a life of crime. But alls I gotta say is Tara Reid had a hosting show. Tara. Reid.
Danielle thinks it’s all “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,” and what do you wanna bet it’s her and some greasy, creepy, old rich dude showing her his car every week. Right? It’s so going to be that show. Sure there will be a yacht here and there, but it’ll mostly be a bunch of creepy posers and Danielle being creepy with them.
You know who we haven’t heard from lately? Santa Dina of La Ladybug™… Now I know a lot of you have beef with my beloved cat lady because of some things that happen on the Twitter and some rumors, blah, blah, blah…but she really does some good in the world whether you like her or not. Actual real charity work. And not even a pretty charity, something gut wrenching like Pediatric Cancer. That’s commendable. It is. I wrote a feature piece about Dina and Project Ladybug’s Chicago connection over at my mothership. Have a looksie at it here.
So that’s the roundup of these heifers. I would like a week to go by without any news from them…please? Pretty please? Just one week…