If you don’t like tacos, you don’t like America. In fact, I’d consider you downright un-American if you didn’t fancy tacos. More than likely, if you’re anti-taco, you’re not even from America. Go back to Mexico, you taco-haters! Quit taking our jobs and learn to eat American tacos, you narco-terrorists!
Quit crapping your anchor babies all over my Album Tacos! That’s a Tumblr that Photoshops tacos into famous album covers, but you wouldn’t know that because you’re too busy building a mosk to your Mexican God at Ground Zero.
And the government needs to keep their hands off of my Medicare.
But before we can unpack all of those logical fallacies, it’s time for the Friday Link Dump!
Speaking of fallacies, Fake Science. A bunch of educational posters that are the opposite of educational.
Ladies in the work force, please wash your vagina. We men can smell your inferiority on our palms after we slap your asses at the office.
On the topic of sexist objectification, the Katy Perry Nip Slip. Over 12,000 people on Buzzfeed can’t be wrong.
A recent study proves that heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. Holding my PBR aloft, I urinate on Carrie Nation’s grave.
Minimalist Star Wars Posters. Actually had more views than the Katy Perry Nip Slip on Buzzfeed. The lesson? Star Wars beats sex.
A bunch of clever people in San Francisco held a counter-protest to Fred Phelps earlier this year. It inspired a Fred Phelps generator called God Hates Signs. For example, mine.
A guy picks his nose on “The Price is Right.” ‘Nuff said.
Richard Nixon has been reincarnated as an Asian girl. Oliver Stone is sexually conflicted.
Somebody made a feature length Vietnam movie using nothing but stop-action G.I. Joes. It came out last year and it’s called Viva the ‘Nam. How did I miss this?
Have one of the Free Credit Report.com commercial jingles stuck in your head and now want to hold the Discovery Channel hostage for some reason? Put down those pipe bombs! A new site called Unhear It will replace one annoying song with another.
From our friends at The Found Footage Festival, here are a lot of farts.
And don’t forget Inception Cat or Puppy-Throwing Girl or Jersey Circus or Cat Playing “Duck Hunt”! Actually, you might want to forget about Puppy-Throwing Girl.
Now enjoy some Album Tacos!